May 2013
59 posts
hungarian:
i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
tanakas:
the school year is almost over
abarestorytotell:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
jesuschristvevo:
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
Watchjellocum:
dontbeinsecure:
oh my god
FUCKKKKK
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
socratitties:
Highschool may have only lasted four years but my resentment towards the experience will last a lifetime
collapseintoflight:
do you ever catch a glimpse of a reflection of yourself in your laptop screen when it’s really dark and you have a really bad double chin so you just cover it and pretend it’s not there
hotwhiteguy:
blackmanspenis:
methlabrador:
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
fuck
finally
Finally
ostracizedpoodle:
favour1te:
ostracizedpoodle:
ive seen things
how many things?
8
uoa:
do you ever just get mad because you’re spending your only teenage years feeling like you want to jump off a cliff while other people are having the time of their lives and being in love and just being good at things and you’re just kind of there
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
my favorite thing about the world is that the cool kids from school always have the worst tumblrs
americugh:
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
gcoky:
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh:
dulect:
my first love broke my heart for the first time and i was like
Best yet
catnus:
You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort
bombliate:
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
vincereauimori:
mrsmelchiorgabor:
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
